UNSOLVED HYSTERIES

Representative Bobby Franklin:

We invite you to investigate the potential serial murders in our underpants. Behold our evidence!

It is ON, ladies! Submit your own documentation here, as well as send photos and "police reports" to

Rep. Bobby Franklin
401 Coverdell Legislative Office Building
Atlanta, Georgia 30334

Phone: 404.656.0152
Fax: 404.656.5562
bobby.franklin@house.ga.gov

[But don't send actual bodily fluids! that's illegal! For serious.]

Mar 11
REMARKS: Suspect reported lethargy, abdominal cramping, nausea, increased desire to “fuck it. Just fuck all of it, I don’t care, dude,” unrelated verbal confrontation with mother 24 hours prior to event. Suspect maintains she “was sleeping when it happened,” did not see the event take place. Sheets filed along with original evidence photos, awaiting inspection by Rep. Franklin.

REMARKS: Suspect reported lethargy, abdominal cramping, nausea, increased desire to “fuck it. Just fuck all of it, I don’t care, dude,” unrelated verbal confrontation with mother 24 hours prior to event. Suspect maintains she “was sleeping when it happened,” did not see the event take place. Sheets filed along with original evidence photos, awaiting inspection by Rep. Franklin.


Mar 9

Mar 8
It’s true, I’m a killer.

It’s true, I’m a killer.


Mar 7

KEEP(er) SUBMITTING YOUR EVIDENCE LADIES!


Mar 3

Hi! I may have accidentally deleted a submission, so if you don’t see your crime scene, resend pretty please! (all the murderous blood flow makes me a bit scatterbrained.) THANKS!


I hope Bobby Franklin thinks twice next time he tries to regulate women’s bodies.

I hope Bobby Franklin thinks twice next time he tries to regulate women’s bodies.



I’m not sorry.

I’m not sorry.


Feb 28
For Your Consideration

For Your Consideration


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